PHOENIX UPDATES
BIRTHDAY GUIDE FOR YOUR STUBBORN BULL
It's Taurus season which means your bull is already pissed off that you haven't started planning yet. So here's your cheat sheet. Don't fuck this up.
IT’S COMING
THE BOOK HAS BEEN SUBMITTED. THE STARS HAVE SPOKEN.
It's official. SH!T ASTROLOGY has been submitted to Amazon and is currently under review — which means somewhere right now, an algorithm is reading through twelve chapters of zodiac slander and trying to decide if this is literature or a crime scene.
Spoiler: it's both.