IT’S COMING

THE BOOK HAS BEEN SUBMITTED. THE STARS HAVE SPOKEN.

It's official. SH!T ASTROLOGY has been submitted to Amazon and is currently under review — which means somewhere right now, an algorithm is reading through twelve chapters of zodiac slander and trying to decide if this is literature or a crime scene.

Spoiler: it's both.

HILARIOUS GUIDE TO YOUR TOXIC ZODIAC TRAITS

This book has been months of writing, rewriting, screaming at formatting software, arguing with fonts, and making sure every single sign got roasted with the love and precision they deserve. Capricorn through Sagittarius, nobody was spared. Serial killers were researched. Smashability was rated. Arguments were scored. And somehow, through all of it, lessons were learned.

The paperback AND Kindle versions are both in the pipeline. Once Amazon gives the green light, you'll be able to hold this beautiful disaster in your hands or read it on your screen while pretending to work. Your choice.

BUT THAT'S NOT ALL THAT'S HAPPENING.

If you're reading this, you've already noticed — this website is brand new. PhoenixJTaylor.com is officially live and functioning as home base for everything I create. Books, photography, cultural commentary, and whatever else the universe decides to throw at me. The blog you're reading right now is where I'll be posting updates, astrology content, and things that are probably going to offend at least four signs at any given time.

COMING SOON TO THIS BLOG:

Individual deep dives on every zodiac sign. Think of them as appetizers before you buy the book — just enough to make you mad, just enough to make you laugh, and just enough to make you text your friend who's a Gemini and say "you need to read this."

Stay tuned. Follow along. And if your sign gets posted and you feel personally attacked — good. That means I did my job.

— PHOENIX TAYLOR